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Author: James Created: 7/24/2006 2:00 PM
Insane mumblings or visionary wanker? You decide.

It's not the Autobahn, you maniacs
By James on 12/28/2006 12:36 PM

Is there a reason people think it’s safe or acceptable to speed in a parking garage?  It’s not just the garage I’m in now at my current work.  It seems to be the norm anywhere there’s a multi-level garage.  People take the corners like they’re running an Indy car and if there aren’t speed bumps in the straightaways, they’ve got the car running at unsafe speeds.  I’m surprised we don’t hear more about fender benders or the accidental running over of pedestrians within these garages.

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"Can I ask you a Question?"
By James on 12/15/2006 10:33 AM
Not anymore, you bastards
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Leave my cellphone alone
By James on 11/15/2006 9:10 AM

I’m curious if others are experiencing this as of late.  The rat bastard spammers have now hit the text messaging world.  There’s a hitch though besides simply ignoring the messages.  Most cell phone plans still charge you by the text unless you pay for a set amount of monthly text messages.  For instance, we get charged 10 cents per text message.  I haven’t hit the point where it would be worth it to get the monthly text messaging fee but I do not like the fact that spammers are costing me money and might eventually force me to get T-Mobile’s text messaging package, even th ...

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You might as well put a 'Stars and Bars' bumper sticker on your Mercedes
By James on 11/9/2006 11:02 AM

Even though we transplants have taken over metro Atlanta, there are still times that fully remind you that you’re still in the South.  No, I’m not talking about how it’s supposed to be almost frickin’ 80 degrees tomorrow.  I sure am not in the Thanksgiving mood yet with this unseasonably warm weather.

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Hot Button issues
By James on 11/6/2006 12:07 PM
The blog rules are suspended for one day
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If you're that close, you might as well lick it
By James on 10/31/2006 12:24 PM

I’ve got a new elevator behavior that I hadn’t posted previously.  It’s not an annoying habit of others; rather it’s more of a curiosity.  I’ve never understood the guy that stands with his nose a mere inch from either the front wall or door.  If your breath creates fog on the elevator door, you’re too close.  Why be this close to a public area where there have been multiple dirty hands and filthy coughs polluting the surface?  Is it because of shyness that you don’t want to make eye contact?  Is this person simply wanting to get out of the ele ...

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Bud? Why, Sir?
By James on 10/27/2006 10:19 AM
Clydesdales be damned
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The Final Tweak
By James on 10/10/2006 9:32 AM

Now that I know there isn’t a chance in hell of my paint job ever being complete, at least not through my shyster neighbor, I’ve decided to report his “business” to the Georgia Better Business Bureau.  Below is my final letter to him and I will edit this post if he replies.  Of course, when I get hoodwinked, like I did this time, my only satisfaction is now to tweak him in the only way “manly men” take offense – by calling out his manhood.  Here’s what I sent him last night.  For my contracting friends who read this, I don’t lump you in to the group I’ve listed below.

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Wanker contractor neighbors cont...
By James on 10/6/2006 10:49 AM
More emails proving how much of an ass and a bad businessman my neighbor is
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Taking advantage of neighborly trust
By James on 10/5/2006 11:41 AM
How NOT to treat your neighbors
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