Search  
Monday, December 01, 2008 ..:: Suburban Dad, Urban Attitude ::..   Login
 New neighbors Minimize
Location: BlogsPaleBlueScotSlices of Life    
Posted by: James 1/19/2007 10:44 AM

Now that the company I work for has consolidated its space from the whole 22nd floor to half of it, we have a new neighbor on the other side.  Pay By Touch is the new company who inhabits our floor.  They are a firm that deals in biometrics – cool stuff like where you pay for an item by having your fingerprint scanned.  “Big Brother” concerns aside, it’s actually a neat concept but I don’t know if it will take off in the U.S. any time soon.

 

Anyway, it appears that any Pay By Touch employee doesn’t subscribe to the Flush By Touch theory of sanitation.  While it’s possible that this could be a new employee(s) of our company, the sudden increase in “If it’s yellow, let it mellow” practice in our bathroom coincided with them moving to our floor.  Perhaps they think the bathrooms are Pay By Flush?  Not to mention there is now an unmentionable stink periodically emanating from their side of the entryway by the elevators.

 

An amusing side note is that while they’re on the cutting edge of technology, they still have to use the old fob entry system that the rest of the building uses.  I’m sure this is for emergency reasons, as emergency personnel need to be able to access their office and wouldn’t have their fingerprint on file in order to gain entry.  Of course, it’s probably a good thing that they don’t have fingerprint access, as you’d be forced to share finger germs with all the mouth-breathing non-flushers who are almost certain to be non-hand-washers too.

Permalink |  Trackback

Comments (4)   Add Comment
Re: New neighbors    By Meatball on 1/19/2007 12:19 PM
... and I would like to offer mad props to James for flinging the term mouth breather around. Haven't heard it in a while. :)

http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/dictionary/mouth_breather/

Re: New neighbors    By KB's on 1/19/2007 2:48 PM
Pay by touch is in the Jewel Osco in Chciago land. You can pay with your finger rather than credit card. You also don't need to have the jewel card.

Don't forget on that germ infested fingerpad, you still have to touch everyone's germs when you grab the door knob.

Re: New neighbors    By J on 1/20/2007 7:38 PM
Pay By Touch, a.k.a. "Pay by fingering".....heehee, they probably heard that one long ago.

Re: New neighbors    By Syl on 1/21/2007 7:17 PM
I cover my hand with my sleeve on dicey knobs... (Does that sound oddly suggestive? Anyway) I used the term mouth-breather just a couple of days ago - it was a daughter sitting in the van on 'It Takes a Thief'. Fun to watch, it's the show where former thieves break in to your house to -I swear - teach you a lesson and then they install security systems in the place for you at no charge. Daughter was clearly a mouth-breather. And then she coughed.

The big drought or water shortage is coming, don't judge. Smelly, though...okay, flush if you aparagus.

Pay to touch just seems cleaner.


Your name:
Title:
Comment:
Add Comment   Cancel 

  

 Blog_List Minimize

      

 Blog_Archive Minimize

    

 Search_Blog Minimize

    

 Links Minimize

      

 Contact Me Minimize



Cancel   Send

    

Copyright 2008 by PaleBlueScot Productions   Terms Of Use  Privacy Statement
DotNetNuke® is copyright 2002-2008 by Perpetual Motion Interactive Systems Inc.