Today I report for jury duty in Dekalb County.  Since the 2 1/2 weeks I served on jury duty last year was for a Federal criminal case, the county doesn't care about that.  I really hope to not get picked today, otherwise tomorrow's blog entry will include words like "cocksuckery" and "assfuckedness", among others.

If it weren't a punishable offense, I'd like to make up what my profession is when they ask me.  Instead of a Quality Assurance Analyst for an internet software company, I will be a truck driver who delivers porn and fireworks.