Today is a super busy day so I will leave you with some photographic evidence of the weekend.  Both pics are from my Blackberry.  The first comes courtesy of someone who reads this blog (you can identify yourself if you want to).  The picture is of his bar receipt in which his initial writing (tip + total) was so illegible that he crossed out his original numbers and tried again.  Attempt Number Two, while better than his first try, was still pretty shaky due to his blood alcohol level.  I then tried to help him out and darkened in his second attempt but it still wasn’t up to calligraphy level.  Heck, it wasn’t even up to second grade level.  No, the picture isn’t blurry for security purposes (I did get his permission to post this); it’s blurry because that Demon Alcohol was also impairing my motor functions.

This second photo appears to be pornographic but isn’t.  Yes, I was in the bathroom at Sully’s and I saw an amusing ad for Jagrmeister on the floor.  I got what I wanted in the photo but there was an unintended bonus – you can see I’m taking the picture “mid-stream”.  This is what happens when a 34 year old guy stays up until 5 AM two nights in a row.