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Posted by: James 6/19/2007 12:17 PM

Is it some sort of secret code where most places have a sales bell by the area where the salespeople are?  While our tech people are kind of removed from where the sales area is, we still hear the damn gong of a bell whenever a big sale is made.  Maybe it’s good morale for those whose life depends on every sale, but for those of use who need to concentrate, it’s simply annoying.  Heck, I’d think that were I a salesguy and I was on the phone giving my sales pitch, I’d be distracted by someone clanging a bell as though it were dinner time on the farm.  Sales guys out there – is the bell truly necessary?  I’m really curious if you see this as a morale-builder or something as useless as a Jump To Conclusions mat?

 

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While I’m talking about sales, something tweaked me a few weeks ago on my XM NHL channel (204).  They had Gene Simmons on and obviously he was there to plug something.  It turns out to be some trashy site that serves no purpose and has nothing to do with his band.

Now, I understand why he went on XM204; it’s the right demographic Gene is probably targeting.  For white men aged 25-50, if you want to market a tacky website with sexy women, having the lead singer of KISS is right in their wheelhouse in terms of getting attention.

 

I don’t blame the guy for being a smart businessman in a capitalistic society.  I don’t begrudge him the ability to have unlimited earning potential.  It’s just not really hand in hand with rock and roll.  When every interview you do has at least part of a slimy sales pitch in it, are you truly a musician or are you simply a modern day door-to-door vacuum salesman?  If you’re selling Kiss coffins (which they have), it’s one thing.  Yes, it’s also tacky but you’re extending your brand.  But when you become a slave to hawking anything and everything imaginable, you water down any kind of value your name has for certain products.

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Re: Ding, Dong, I've sold my soul again    By Blaser on 6/19/2007 1:12 PM
Let me preface this by saying that I love KISS. I have every album totaling almost 400 songs on my iPod. Gene; however, is trying to sell his brand until the well is dry. Come on - coffins, ceramic tiles, etc!! His show is bland and his solo album (A**hole) was horrible. He needs to step back a little.

Re: Ding, Dong, I've sold my soul again    By Erich on 6/19/2007 2:14 PM
His show is a joke - his kids have more personality than he does. I saw a totally staged episode a while back where these two "actresses" pretended to be Lesbian groupies who wanted Gene to father their child. They met in a restaurant and presented him w/ a contract. It was so lame and fake.

Re: Ding, Dong, I've sold my soul again    By J on 6/19/2007 3:12 PM
KISS would sell SOAS (Shit On A Shingle) with their logo on it...

Re: Ding, Dong, I've sold my soul again    By Syl on 6/20/2007 11:53 AM
John Waters wanna-be.

Re: Ding, Dong, I've sold my soul again    By TSAC on 6/23/2007 11:50 PM
Bell: Pavlov.
KISS: Sell your soul

Re: Ding, Dong, I've sold my soul again    By Chris on 6/26/2007 11:48 AM
The bell is the only way sales people can communicate their joy to one another without stroking eachother off.

Gene is NOT the lead singer of KISS, Paul Stanley is. Don't forget who gave rock n roll to you.


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