Do you ever have those days, whether it’s real or imagined where it seems as though you are invisible?  As you’re driving, people are cutting you off left and right as though your car isn't there.  Then you continue your day by walking in a common area such as a mall and people act as if you’re not right in front of them.  A family of six will walk SIDE BY SIDE and seem to be surprised and annoyed when you’re forced to plow through the middle of them as if it were a game of Red Rover.

It’s one thing to be looking elsewhere, such as to the side, and not see a person you might walk into.  It’s totally another thing to be gabbing to your gaggle of gasbags while making eye contact with someone in front of you and still make no attempt to partially move.  Even sarcastic mutterings of “Am I invisible today?” make no headway into the thick skulls of these selfish human canker sores.  At least turn your shoulder to the side like I am doing so it doesn’t look like we’re practicing shoulder checks.

Even more annoying is if a clueless parent cuts his stroller in front of a pregnant woman and either is oblivious to the fact that he almost ran over her foot or simply is a prick pretending not to see her.  Since I have a low opinion of humanity, I choose the latter.

Can you guess what happened to us at the mall this weekend?  Skullfuck ‘em all.