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Posted by: James 7/17/2007 11:01 AM

While we are a Blame It On Everyone But Ourselves society, there’s a new marketing program at Turner Field where I believe there is a direct correlation to something else.  Even though we have an obesity problem here in the U.S., I can’t blame people for taking advantage of a new All You Can Eat program for certain sections of the ballpark.  Depending on the seat and menu, the cost for a ticket ranges from $25 to $65.  When you think about what you spend at the ballpark for concessions, this is actually an unbelievably good deal.  The Braves aren’t the only team to do this and it’s only a matter of time before it is available in all but a few parks.

 

Of course this lends to overeating for certain people but for those who want a dog or two along with a few 3 drinks during the game, you come out way ahead financially.  What I’m getting at is, due to the always-has-been-ridiculous prices for concession food at any venue, people see a deal like this and tend to overserve themselves because, for once, they’re not getting boned by the concession companies.

 

My wife worked at a movie theater while in college and she said that they charged high concession fees because Hollywood charged them well over half of their gate receipts (might have been closer to 80%).  A trashbag’s equivalent of popcorn costs 25 cents to make at the time (mid-1990's).  This explains why, when I went to a movie last week, a ticket plus soda and popcorn cost me over $20.  It’s the reason I prefer to see a movie on DVD on my 57-inch high definition TV with surround sound and the ability to pause the movie whenever I want.  Again, nothing beats the theater experience for certain flicks, but the overall Assclown to Loud People to Normal People ratio, multiplied by the Legal Robbery At The Concession Stand (directly proportional to Hollywood demanding so much money to support the actor and directors’ coke habits), equals Me Watching Movies At Home.

 

Bottom Line to the story?  Concession stands make people fat and poorer.  It must be nice to base your business model on a captive audience that has no choice.  One thing I forgot to mention the other week when I was at the park was that bottled water ($4.50) now costs more than soda ($4.25).  I know it's a supply-and-demand thing but it just seems really odd to see a substance that is unaltered cost less than another product that uses that same base substance plus a lot of other unhealthy things thrown into it.

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Re: Want some more unlimited food there, Fatty?    By Muuurph on 7/17/2007 1:41 PM
All you can eat always makes for an interesting experience. While driving back from vacation we stopped at an unkown place called "Fire Mountain" or something like that. With a 5 year old insisting he was starving to death we stopped at the first place we saw. Turned out to be a buffet joint. Usually we would have turned around but we were in "shove it into our mouths and get back on the road" mode. Talk about an interesting clientele at 4 in the afternoon on Saturday. Of course this may have been partially due to the fact we were in lovely Terre Haute, IN. Somehow the food was actually pretty good. I recommend the fried chicken and the steak. Managed to avoid the temptation to gorge myself, except for an extra cookie at the dessert bar. Oh and the fact that I ate dessert period.<br><br>Also for the record bottled water is altered. Usually it's tap water sent through carbon filters and/or a reverse osmosis system. I'm sure the cost per botle is still somewhere around $.05. Supply and demand for sure.

Re: Want some more unlimited food there, Fatty?    By Milo on 7/17/2007 3:47 PM
Met up with a vendor we know just from attending the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in Sturgis SD. He was at Sam's club stocking up on cases of bottled water to sell at his booth. The cases were something like 7 bucks a piece at Sams. He was selling them for 3.50 each at the booth and by the 3rd day had already restocked from Sams twice! This and the fact that the same hotel room I stay in for business in the off season is $225 MORE for the rally really pisses me off!<br>There is a buffet to take out my frustration on in nearby Hill City, they have a semi retarded person guarding it and he told us at least 12 times, "you eat from the buffet, you pay for the buffet!"

Re: Want some more unlimited food there, Fatty?    By Erich on 7/18/2007 9:45 AM
>"they have a semi retarded person guarding it" - So how is Ron Rio anyway?

Re: Want some more unlimited food there, Fatty?    By TSAC on 7/18/2007 2:32 PM
The Chinese buffet is where I find myself in the classic possible overeat dilemma. On the last trip I believe I ended up having chicken eight different ways! And there is the dessert area with the ever popular self serve ice-cream and fixins.<br><br>I had a very unpleasant experience at a Ramada Inn (I didn't get the reservations) that was an obvious throwback to the late 60's decor wise. Both the wife and I swear it might have been possible for a person staying there to contract VD from either the bed spreads or the carpet. Cost per night was $137 based (normally about $67 a night) on the fact it was in an area where they have a special Christmas celebration. Don't get me started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>There is a purified water dispensing machine next to the Grocery store that spews out a gallon for a whopping $.50 cents.

Re: Want some more unlimited food there, Fatty?    By Boulder Area Woman on 7/18/2007 9:20 PM
The price for bottled water is unbelievable. How Coke and Pepsi can imagine selling their water for as much as their pop... it's awful.<br><br>I went to one of those all you can eat salad places not too long ago, and it was amazing how you're almost pushed into getting one plate of salad, and then loading up on the carbs and sweets. That was the first buffet place I'd been to in a long time, and was surprised when I paid less than $10.

Re: Ewww- unlimited food is a myth    By Syl on 7/19/2007 10:59 AM
Oh there's an 'All you can stuff down non-industry Porky" ticket at that horrid place in LALoooserville ballpark. So many of the fans are fattys anyway - and this in the very heart of the image conscious capital of the world. <br><br><br><br>doubling up -- hee! :¬) <br><br><br>I don't do all you can eat, it's not worth it for me, I'm busy drinking my weight in gold(schalger). Okay - that was just a joke, but even buffets make me slightly sick at my society and the overabundance/waste. <br><br>more<br><br>I remember years ago at the local Mexican joint in Yelm looking on in shock at my sisters and mom going back up to the buffets for something which turned into another plateful. And then they ordered dessert while I looked on in wonder/horror. How could they possibly manage and why did they ingest the extra calories? Well they couldn't, and have since changed eating style/patterns, thank goodness. <br><br>extra<br><br>Please do not buy distant bottled water (from Fiji - WTF?!), the shipping costs to get that "water" to your hand are bordering on immoral. Not to mention that many cities don't have plastic bottle recycling programs in place. <br><br><br><br<br><br>from the lalooosers site, only the quality items are available... ha!:<br><br>Get a game ticket and all-you-can-eat menu for only $35!<br> • Dodger Dogs<br> • Nachos<br> • Peanuts<br> • Popcorn<br> • Coca-Cola products<br> • Water<br><br> Menu items available for purchase:<br> Beer, Ice Cream, and Candy.<br><br>*Price will be $40 on the day of the game.


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