I hate to not have visual or audio confirmation for myself before I pass information along but I’ve gotten enough reports from other coworkers about something that confirms my initial thoughts about another company.  Our company shares a floor in this building with a company called Pay By Touch.  Read this entry before you continue.

So, while these filthy cretins refuse to flush most of the time and/or don’t wash their hands, they’ve got an even more annoying habit that can’t go unreported.  It appears that their sales guys refuse to do one task at a time, thus they continue to make sales calls WHILE ON THE TOILET.  There have also been several documented instances of these guys also making sales calls while making a direct pee hit into the urinal water.  They don’t even try to mask the sound by hitting the porcelain part on the back of the urinal.  No; they must aim right for the water to make the maximum amount of noise while trying to close a deal.  I’m not sure what would piss me off more (no pun intended) if someone was making a sales call to me; the sound of a turd kerplunking into the water (or worse – a rush of diarrhea), a loud fart, a flush of a toilet, or the sound of someone whizzing into the water.

If I was a customer of theirs, I would hang up immediately.  After that, I’d call back, rip them a new asshole and hang up again.  I would then spread the word to others to never use that company.  Taking a dump while trying to sell something to someone is about as low as you can go in terms of respect for your customer.  They truly are a company that has hired people with no hygienic or social skills.