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Posted by: James 7/23/2007 2:55 PM

Since I am prone to bring in my lunch to work most days (for cost and calorie control), I usually include a yogurt with my daily selection.  Obviously these industrial packets are vacuum sealed but for some reason there is one design flaw in almost all yogurt containers.  Unless you’re holding your hand over where you open the top, the semi-pressurized contents will splatter on your hands and clothes, making it look like you’re a President-pleasing intern with an aversion to swallowing.

 

It got me to thinking about other products where you cringe in anticipation of the moment when the pressurized container’s seal is broken.  The first thing that comes to mind is those canisters that hold dough for baking loaves or rolls of bread.  As you’re peeling the foil container, you get to the cardboard area where you’re supposed to press down with both thumbs until it opens.  I’m always paranoid that the dough is going to burst out in a violent explosion one time and the kitchen is going to look like a set piece from Ghostbusters.

 

The same thing goes for balloons.  Whether you’re trying to end an old balloon’s life or are popping a fully inflated one, there’s that moment right before it actually pops where maybe you have your head to the side and your face makes a slight grimace before the rubber gives way.  An added bonus is if it’s an old helium balloon and you get that stench of expired helium as you pop the balloon’s skin.

 

On a somewhat related note, am I the only one who gets slightly nervous when I’m next to a pressurized gas truck while on the freeway?  It’s not the greatest feeling to be side to side with a propane truck or anything else that has the “Contents Under Pressure” or “Corrosive Materials” or “Flammable Materials” sign while you’re sitting in bumper to bumper traffic.  My mind starts to wander and thinks “So, did they engineer that tank to not burst if it tipped over or got into a crash?  What if a traffic copter fell out of the sky and plowed right into it?  Would it rival the explosions in Terminator 2?” 

 

Dammit, I’ve gotta stop watching action movies.

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Re: Contents under pressure    By Deanna on 7/23/2007 5:13 PM
Poke a hole in the yogurt aluminum before trying to open it. It helps.

Re: Contents under pressure    By Blaser on 7/23/2007 6:36 PM
my colon contents are always under pressure....poor toilet bowl and seat! BaBOOM

Re: Contents (opener) under pressure    By Syl on 7/23/2007 7:46 PM
Everything that I cannot open with abandon annoys me.

Re: Contents under pressure    By TSAC on 7/23/2007 8:37 PM
Are u just eating plain yogurt? Or one of those bio yogurts like Activia? Always hold the container away from your body and over the sink.

Re: Contents under pressure    By Milo on 7/23/2007 9:47 PM
First, cover your skirt, then try and straighten out that limp wrist of yours! WTF, it's a freaking yogurt you woman! Rip the top off. Why you are eating yogurt in the first place is beyond me, how about a nice ribeye every damn day.

Re: Contents *always* under pressure    By Syl sputters and turns away on 7/24/2007 9:31 AM
I must protest the use of 'woman' in the previous post's context of not being able to open a yogurt or somehow being bad. A woman is a good thing, and - I'm just sayin' there is absolutely nothing wrong with a pussy either - you lame-o insulter person. So, who do you think invented the yogurt anyway?! (uh - rhetorical, if it was someone's woman/wife-as-chattel the husband took credit. ;¬) Women are not ...oh you know. Can't you just call him a big baby?! And not insult all of womanhoodkind?<br><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>><><>><><><><><>><><<br>P.S. Men wear skirts with lovely plaid on them (kilts) - tell them James...James.... tell... hellooooo....I"m alone now, aren't I......That's okay, I'm used to it..... Barkeep! When you get a chance, refill please... Thanks.

Re: Contents under pressure    By James on 7/24/2007 9:42 AM
Milo, don't make me tell everyone the Pool Hand Chalk at Gilligan's story. ;)

Re: Contents under pressure    By Erich on 7/24/2007 11:39 AM
You gotta blog that one - perhaps a pic of Milo accompanying the story will help demonstrate just how close to flingin poo and swingin on a tire Milo truly is...... ;)

Re: Contents under pressure    By Muuurph on 7/24/2007 1:02 PM
I'm with Milo on this one. A daily yogurt? Keep that skirt down, your mangina is showing.

Re: Contents under pressure    By James on 7/24/2007 1:09 PM
Milo and Murph, you can admit it. You like yogurt too. Do you guys buy the Dora the Explorer kind or Diego?

Re: Contents under pressure    By Muuurph on 7/24/2007 4:19 PM
Seriously I can't stand that crap. I find it ironic that you work so hard to avid bacteria but daily eat something containing swarms of it. Why would you want to eat spoiled milk?<shudders><br><br>Figures a woman would be the first to come up with such a stooopid idea. ;)

Yes, "under pressure" alright?!?!    By Syl carries on on 7/24/2007 4:33 PM
Penicillin! Damn unclean users of womankind...mold can be a good thing. Wait - I mean - pasteurization...No... Wait radiation! That's it! Just irradiate your food every day now and run along. Users.<br><br><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>I'm going to go cut off the blue parts of that cheddar loaf before I serve. Loafers. Hee!

Re: Contents under pressure    By Muuurph on 7/24/2007 4:54 PM
Seriously I can't stand that crap. I find it ironic that you work so hard to avid bacteria but daily eat something containing swarms of it. Why would you want to eat spoiled milk?<shudders><br><br>Figures a woman would be the first to come up with such a stooopid idea. ;)

Re: Contents under pressure    By Erich on 7/25/2007 1:46 PM
So nice he posted it twice

Re: Contents under pressure    By Muuurph on 7/25/2007 3:25 PM
Erich: Yeah that was weird. I have no idea how that happened. Look at how far apart the time stamps are. Bizarre.

Re: Contents with gratitude    By Syl on 7/27/2007 11:35 AM
Ahhhh Muuurph - I thought you just wanted to virtually and permanently hug my brilliant entry. Sweet. Thank you. ♥


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