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Posted by: James 10/11/2007 1:02 PM

After reading the story a few days about a recent vandalism of a Monet painting at Musee d’Orsay in Paris, it reinforced my fear about most art museums and their inventory.  I’ve never understood why paintings, at the very least the valuable ones done by well known artists, aren’t behind some sort of protective barrier.  Sure, there might be complaints from those who might not be able to see as clearly due to potential glare issues but all it takes is one clown to poke a hole in an irreplaceable masterpiece and it is ruined forever.  In a day and age where these paintings fetch up to 9-digit auction prices, I would think museums need to rethink how they display their main attractions.  Were I museum curator I wouldn’t give the unwashed masses a chance to intentionally or accidentally come in actual contact with it, much less be near it without some kid of protection.

 

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While we were driving out to Suburbia Generica, I mean, Gwinnett County, the other weekend near the general area where we spent 4 misguided years, I noticed new storage space complexes being built in addition to the already-existing ones.  Now this might sound like nothing special, as storage areas are quite handy in places where space is at a premium (i.e. dense urban areas or near apartment complexes).

 

While the reasons I listed above are valid criteria for having a storage area, our former town we lived in does not allow apartment complexes.  Almost every lot is huge and I’d daresay the average square footage for houses in the area easily exceeds 2,700-3,000 feet.  In other words, there is PLENTY of room to store your junk within your own home.  These aren't 1,000 square foot ranch houses we're talking about here.

 

Perhaps we really are a society completely ill with overconsumption?  Maybe it’s time for one to do some serious spring cleaning if you have a 5 bedroom, 4 bath home with a full basement and 2-3 car garage and you still don’t have enough room to hold your earthly belongings.  To need additional storage space on top of that screams of disgusting material excess.

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Re: Vandals/sandals    By Syl on 10/12/2007 1:17 AM
The garage is full of stuff instead of vehicles. Every mameber of the faily hs a car. Some vehicles don't fit into 'normal' garages anymore. Average seat size in theaters has increased. Restaurant's serving portions - larger. Waistlines. Clothing sizes. You name it we are obese in almost every way - we are even fat heads. We are only spiritually skinny.

Re: Vandals mis-spell stuff    By Syl on 10/12/2007 10:12 PM
What happened to me up there? The sentence should read ...Every member of the family has a car... I must have been tired.

Re: Vandals and places to put your extra sandals    By Amy from NH on 10/14/2007 10:24 AM
Excellent point about museum security. My daughter almost put her finger on a Rembrandt the other day. I am also on board with your overconsumption observations. I believe it is going to become fashionable to downsize in the coming years. Our house isn't that big (2500 sf) but the garage and shop are ridiculous and I look forward to moving into a wee cottage someday. But will there be any left? All the boomers will be looking for that low-maintenance retirement lifestyle. Get out of your McMansions while you can!

Re: Vandals and places to put your extra sandals    By James on 10/14/2007 8:39 PM
Amy, one thing that we definitely knew was the right choice was for us to downsize our house by moving closer to town. We pay more in terms of mortgage and taxes but that additional 2-3 hours of my life back each day that used to be spent in a car going to and from our pseudo-mini-McMansion is worth every penny...and more!!! And we still have storage space to spare! I look at it like this - the more square footage you have means the more you have to clean. :)

Re: Vandals and places to put your extra sandals    By Muuurph on 10/16/2007 9:56 AM
James, that's what polish immigrant cleaning ladies ($80/month) are for. Oh, and I also get to pretend I'm in a porno when they're over. You know, young shapely girl who speaks broken English comes over to clean the house of work-at-home husband, cue the 70s jazz....<br><br>OK I actually do all I can to not be in the same room as her, so as to not be in her way. But still, it's fun to pretend.


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