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Post-Halloween thought entrails
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| Posted by: James |
11/1/2007 11:37 AM |
Why is it that everyone (myself included) brings leftover candy into work for others to have, yet we all somehow wind up eating each other’s candy, nullifying your initial intention of resisting an overload of sweets? If you bring in leftover Kit Kats that you have no desire to eat, how is it that another person’s leftover Kit Kats somehow are more appealing?!
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I think I’ve identified a candy bar that has outlived its popularity. Do you know anyone that isn’t a senior citizen who purposefully eats Almond Joy candy bars? I’ve never been a fan of them but I don’t think most of the general populace is either. Somehow, somewhere, America made a Taste Transition that doesn’t include the combination of chocolate, almonds and coconut flakes. Proof of this theory has yet again happened with the grab bag I brought in today with a combo of Kit Kats, Reese’s Pieces, Hershey Milk Chocolate Bars and Almond Joys. Almost nothing is left except the Almond Joys!
My only hope is that the heavenly combination of chocolate and caramel never goes out of vogue. That is where my weakness lies. Were I holding people hostage for whatever reason, if the SWAT team slid a 100 Grand bar under the door, I totally would become distracted and reach for it, which would in turn allow them to pounce on me and end the standoff. Not that I’m planning on doing that ever!
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One final Halloween note and it actually was from Sunday’s Gladiators game. There were a decent amount of people dressed up in Halloween garb. One kid was dressed up in what could only be described as a Questionable Sexuality Pirate Outfit. He was probably between 6 and 8 and the shirt only buttoned up halfway up his torso. He was wearing a blue velour vest and the shoulders where the sleeves started were rather poofy. Perhaps Johnny Depp could get away with this but this poor kid with glasses really couldn’t. I'm not picking on the kid though, as I went through a rather extended ugly duckling phase and have no room to point a finger.
Now, picture this additional scene. The same kid at one point in the game managed to get by the glass where the penalty box intersects with the glass surrounding the rink. There’s a few inches gap there and that was enough for him to try to stick his head in and attempt to get the attention of the player in the penalty box before security made him go back to his seat. What made it amusing was that in addition to his poofy pirate suit, he was also brandishing a sippy cup in one hand and a lollipop in the other. He was quite possibly the least intimidating pirate ever but at that same point it made him the best pirate ever too.
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On a totally unrelated note, I think I might have coined an entirely new word. A coworker here hosts a twice-yearly karaoke party but for his next one he is also going to include his Nintendo Wii system which also has Guitar Hero. I suggested he dub it the Karwiioke Party. According to Google, I might be on to something new. |
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Re: Post-Halloween thought entrails |
By Milo on
11/1/2007 12:18 PM |
| Not wanting to take away from a future blog, but as to costumes, how about the very young teens dressing a bit too scantily. Had a few yesterday with extremely short skirts and knee highs on. Hello to catch a predator anyone! Do the parents not see what these girls are wearing? My 3 will never leave the house like that, and if there was a chance they would change after leaving the house, I would pull the secret agent card and tail them to make sure they keep the chastity belt on! New fav candy - crunch with caramel! |
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By Erich on
11/1/2007 1:10 PM |
| My girlfriend Renee answered the door and all I did was hear what she said, unfortunately I did not see the trick or treaters - "Sorry honey, your boobs are too big for trick or treating." - Apparently a group of older teens came to the door and she denied them candy. I am just happy that they didn't egg the house/cars on their way down the driveway...............and James, isn't it obvious that the kid was a BUTT pirate?.......finally, I hadn't realized you had outgrown your ugly duckling phase....you mean you were UGLIER? :) |
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By Ian on
11/1/2007 1:27 PM |
| Halloween blows! The last amazing Halloween was 1981- we went into people's homes, got fed great food and cider, and friends had great parties for kids; those were the glory days when life was so much fun- then the following year, the streets were empty, thanks to the Tylenol scandal- it hasn't been the same since, and I haven't worn a costume since. |
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By Jason's Mom on
11/1/2007 2:50 PM |
| Almond Joy sucks, but if you take my Mounds bar I will hit you with my walker! |
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By Keith Kroeger on
11/1/2007 6:30 PM |
| Not sure what's going on with candy bars here. My fav is 3 Muskateers but I've recently learned that here I like Mars. Why? Mars here IS 3 Muskateers in the States. Simply far too strange. What else could they possibly do?<br><br>Do you remember the Million Dollar Bar? What happened to those and the old favorite of straight sugar in the straw? |
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By Syl on
11/2/2007 9:34 AM |
| Uh James. I have purchased within the last few months an Almond Joy bar as a standalone purchase with the intention of consuming it. They're in it to make money and they wouldn't keep manufacturing Almond Joy or PayDay (I buy those too!) if they didn't have a market for them. P.S. I'm not really close to medicare coverage age...<br><br><br><br><br>Easy answer - other people's candy just tastes better. <br><br><br><br><br>Did you see/buy those lovely larger than life and detailed flies/cockroaches with the snap off heads and the liquid innards to slurp? Mmmmmm.... cool! |
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By Tim V. on
11/2/2007 10:03 AM |
| This posting is almost 24 hours old and no one has flagged James for referring to his "ugly duckling" stage as being in the past tense. Something about shaving a dog's ass and making him walk backwards comes to mind............ |
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By Muuurph on
11/2/2007 10:04 AM |
| Erich and Milo, teens with big boobs dressed like little ho's is one of my life's simple pleasures. Please don't discourage this behavior. <br><br>Yes I have 2 boys and no girls.<br><br>Erich don't ruin James' delusion about outgrowing his ugly duckling phase. James is a beautiful swan...really you are James.<br><br>Almond Joy-disgusting, although anything coconut=disgusting to me.<br><br>Karaoke party? Now karaoke and Wii party? Holy dorkatorn batman! James I know you'll be attending this IT-fest. I expect to see the camera phone video on YouTube the following Monday. Ought to give the Star Wars kid a run for his money.<br> |
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By Syl knows on
11/3/2007 3:39 PM |
| Mmmm almonds and coconuts. Mmm macaroons.... (James is a dork. Do we need to re-stress common knowledge? We will all stipulate to that one, your honor. Hee!)<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Testing testing. Young woman's power is being tested...and oh yeah look - they (discover that they) all have it. Young women in revealing clothes and ComeFMeNow shoes and thinking ala Rod Stewart - 'Do ya think I'm sexy?' The answer is always 'yes' in some way. They sizzle when touched and can fry a man's brain. Be careful out there....no touching.<br> |
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Re: Post-Halloween thought entrails |
By Erich on
11/5/2007 10:24 AM |
| Newsflash Tim, I called James out on the ugly some 21 hours before you did.... |
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By Tim V. on
11/5/2007 12:18 PM |
| Oops. Sorry Erich. Guess it goes to show how quickly we lose focus/interest on your replies. |
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Re: Post-Halloween thought entrails |
By Erich on
11/5/2007 2:01 PM |
| Probably more like an example of the lovely Detroit school system. :P |
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By James on
11/5/2007 2:12 PM |
| Had Tim and I actually gone through the Detroit public school system, we wouldn't be here today, much less fluent in the English language. Rather you can blame/credit the metro Detroit Lutheran school system. He went to our rival school Our Savior in elementary while I was at Peace Elementary and then Bethany Elementary before we joined evil forces upon joining Lutheran East. Don't those school names instill fear in your hearts? :) |
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Re: Post-Halloween thought entrails |
By - on
11/5/2007 2:25 PM |
| Wouldn't it have been more fitting to go to Detroit Presbyterian? Traitor:) |
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By James on
11/5/2007 2:34 PM |
| There were no Presbyterian schools! The Lutherans were the only non-Catholic group to have the foresight to indoctrinate us impressionable Detroit youth. Thankfully we were next to an all girls Catholic school and we were always hoping for a fire drill in their school to waste time in class ogling them in their skirts as they emptied the building. But I digress. |
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By Ian on
11/5/2007 2:45 PM |
| Apologies! Well then, it's good to see all the Protestants get along! And Catholic girls next door? You skirtchaser of parochial school women! My public middle school was next to St. Peter's, and we used to do the same thing!!!!! |
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