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Posted by: James 11/14/2007 5:13 PM

Let’s discuss an unwritten rule.  We have a revolving door at the entrance of our work tower.  This is great since you don’t have to feel obligated to hold the door for strangers.  An added bonus is that it's one less public item one has to touch, thus translating to the less chance you have of picking up some disgusting germs on your hands.

 

A revolving door is usually divided into three parts.  The one at work easily fits one person in each section and you can squeeze two people in one section if both walk carefully.  You see this a lot with coworkers or people who know each other and it speeds up the line if others are waiting.

 

There is an exception to this though.  If you’re a stranger, you are NOT allowed to share one of these sections with another stranger.  Yet here I was the other day entering the door at my normal pace and halfway through the three second experience I looked behind me and there was another guy in my space!  No one was behind him so it wasn’t like he was trying to minimize the wait for people behind him or something. 

 

Personal Space Alert – Intruder!  Intruder! 

 

I wish I had one of those annoying car alarms from the late 1980s that said things like “Warning, you are too close to the car.  Please step back.” But it would say something like “Warning, you are violating a stranger’s comfort zone for personal space.”

 

It’s one thing to be jammed up with people in an elevator – overcrowding there is expected at peak rush hour times.  But a revolving door does not have the same rules apply to it.  If you don’t know the person, wait the three seconds for the next partition of the door to become available.  Even for a "hurry up" person like me, it's not that long of a wait.

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Re: Do I know you?    By this has to be anonymous... on 11/14/2007 6:05 PM
Didn't it feel good though to have a strangers hot breath on the back of you neck within inches of full body contact Oohh, MMmmm, Yaaaahhhh

Re: Do I know you?    By JA3 on 11/14/2007 8:34 PM
The way James complains about germs, I get the feeling someday we're going to find out that he's been performing in scat videos for years...it will be his own version of the "Hardline anti-gay Republican caught with cock in his mouth" moment.

Re: Do I know you?    By James on 11/14/2007 8:59 PM
This just in -- people are filthy cretins!!!

Re: Do I know you?    By TSAC on 11/14/2007 10:40 PM
Jimbo,<br>Aren't we a wee bit tight these days? Loosen up! Sorry, no rules for a revolving door. You can't make up your own rules!! Always remember to wash your hands, it is the surest way to avoid disease.

Re: Do I know you?    By Jason's Mom on 11/15/2007 3:00 PM
James is right -- a stranger crowding into your section is creepy, but I'd be most concerned about having my pocket picked.

Re: Do I know you?    By Tim V. on 11/15/2007 4:06 PM
This guy probably also violates the urinal spacing code of conduct in the men's room as well. You know, the rule that you never, under any circumstance, walk up and use the urinal directly next to someone unless absolutely necessary.

Re: Do I know you?    By Erich on 11/15/2007 4:25 PM
Loosely related to the Movie Theater spacing rule if you go to see a movie with other men - one seat between each of you unless the place is packed, and even so, you wait until the rest of the theater is full first before grudgingly moving next to your buddy. The "I'm not Gay" Buffer zone

Who *are* you?! Who who...who who?    By Syl on 11/16/2007 10:27 AM
Soooo...... how much eye contact? Did you look at him after you were released from your triangular trap? Share an elevator?<br><br>What was he wearing? Did you snub him on the closing elevator door six months ago...(?) 'Cause -- ew, creepy. Who doesn't know the revolving door one? If you see him again ask how many kids are in his family? Maybe he gulps and snatches food off the table as the youngest of 13. Weird.

Re: Do I know you?    By Donna on 11/26/2007 2:37 PM
Another guy hitting on you, James? Damn. No wonder a girl can't get any action in Atlanta. Bums like you flirting every chance you get. Poon Dog.


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