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Posted by: James 8/30/2006 10:33 AM

I’m all over the place today.  There is no theme today, only utterly haphazard slapdashery.

I’ve noticed another side effect of maturing (some call it aging).  In addition to preferring to drink less beer but better quality, there’s another overriding factor in limiting my drink intake.  Obviously the threat of a hangover is a great deterrent but an even larger factor now is watching my calorie count.  How flippin’ lame is that?  While I refuse to cut beer out of my life yet don’t want to get the dreaded beer gut, compromises must be made.  If I want a beer, then I have no dessert.  It might not be sane rationalization but it works for me.  Since my weight and waist size are the same as they were a decade ago, I think I've found the right formula.

Just when I write an article about electronics getting smaller by the day, I fail to mention how phones are now reversing the trend.  Just when we get to thumb-sized flip phones, the need for people’s phones to also be mini-computers/planners/cameras/videos/music players has forced the size of advanced phones to be large again.  One factor is the human hand can only type on a certain sized instrument before it becomes impossibly small to be functional.  With that limitation, we’re stuck with larger phones again.  Thankfully the phones are relatively thin but it still looks unnatural to hold up a mini-screen to your ear.

If you get a chance, watch the rerun of Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations show on the Travel Channel.  He goes to different countries and tries their cuisine and soaks in the local non-touristy culture.  Last month, he and his crew were in Beirut when the bombing started.  Watching him and his crew’s raw emotions while they wait 9 days for the U.S. to evacuate them and other American citizens. It was truly a fascinating hour of TV.  Watch it if you can.  Being stranded at a hotel on a hill while you see a city being bombed out is understandably unnerving.

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Re: Beer, phones, and true reality TV    By Ratt on 8/30/2006 11:32 AM
All over the place...as in switch-hitting? Or just abusing cats? As for aging, have you experienced the ole testes drop yet?

Re: Beer, phones, and true reality TV    By TScavone on 8/30/2006 12:04 PM
I recently have found as I get up there in years I yell at the TV more. I have always hated stupid people and now I am getting vocal about it. Recently I was yelling at CNN. The people evacuating Beirut drove me nuts. Now I know there are people that are there for a reason...ambassadors, doctors, relief workers...I get that. What I don't get is the family from Iowa where these two dumbass parents took thier 3 young kids to Beirut FOR VACATION and then have the audacity to bitch that it took three days to get out on a stuffed plane. Tough shit a-hole. Perhaps next time you will take your kids to Disney Land.

Re: Beer, phones, and true reality TV    By Crowder on 8/30/2006 1:01 PM
1 hour on an eliptical machine can easily get you to a 1000 calorie burn. It is healthy for you and more than compensates for beer. I work out for beer is a great mental image.

Cell phones, I hate em.

I love Bourdain. Check out his books. A Cook's Tour was the inspiration for No Reservations. He has a bitter Thompsonesque approach.

Email Dialogue Between Myself and James on Bourdain    By Meatball on 8/30/2006 1:09 PM
M -----
*cough* Anthony Bourdain == Liberal Weenie

J -----
Tell Neil Boortz to take his puppet hand out of your arse.

M -----
It's too far up. :)
No, I wanted to like Anthony for a long time, I really did.
I first heard about him from a comedy show ... Came out on ... I think Fox or ABC two seasons ago and it was based on Anthony Bourdain's book about his early years as a chef. I LOVED the comedy ... One of the funniest things I had seen in a long time. Got cancelled as most things do after only half a season.
So I started watching his Travel Channel show.
There's one episode where he does the border towns in Texas ... And the whole freakin' hour ... I've never heard someone spout more propaganda about illegal immigration ... From that point on, can't watch 'im.

J -----
That was one of the few episodes where he pontificated extensively. Watch the Paris episode. He goes to an absinthe bar. Great stuff.

Re: Beer, phones, and true reality TV    By Jason's Mom on 8/30/2006 3:57 PM
Ratt said: "As for aging, have you experienced the ole testes drop yet?"
Um, Ratty, honey? You're too young for that. Unless it's from, um, well, overhandling. Remember when your mom said you'd go blind if you did a certain thing? Maybe this is what happens instead.

Re: Beer, phones, and true reality TV    By Jimbo on 8/30/2006 6:15 PM
"Since my weight and waist size are the same as they were a decade ago,"....Do u realize how lucky u are?

Re: Beer, phones, and true reality TV    By Erich on 8/31/2006 9:47 AM
Hey mine are the same too....

fat then.....fat now

Re: Beer, phones, and true reality TV    By Muuurph on 8/31/2006 9:50 AM
What's a waist???

(Actually for the record I'm about 25 pounds lighter than I was 4 years ago)

Re: Beer, phones, and true reality TV    By Donna on 9/6/2006 4:54 PM
James,
Aging? Write about that subject when your oldest heads off to college. THAT's aging, my friend.

Ratt,
Sorry to hear about the ole testes drop. Can't be a good thing....


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