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Don't touch the man's beer!
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| Posted by: James |
1/1/2008 9:20 PM |
There’s this show on MOJO-HD (formerly INHD) called Three Sheets where the host, Zane Lamprey, gets to go to different cities and basically get plowed. There haven’t been many new episodes as of late but he did have a New Year’s Pub Crawl special last night where he went to 9 bars in New York. If he truly drank what was shown on this show, more power to him. He’s got a dream job although I’m sure his liver doesn’t share the same sentiments.
What I wanted to bring up was a funny business card I saw in this episode. He was at a Belgian beer bar and a guy had this card which had 3 sides of a rectangle cut in the middle. This allowed him to place it on the lip of his beer glass while he went to relieve himself. The card says “Gone to pee. Leave my beer alone.” I apologize for the terrible camera-phone shot but I was too lazy to leave my basement to retrieve my real camera. Plus a camera picture of a screen capture from the TV isn’t going to be that great anyway.
Typing this up reminds me of something funny that happened to the head of our customer service department two months ago. He was troubleshooting an issue with a particularly incompetent mouth breather and finally asked him to send him a screenshot of the error he was getting. Any normal person would either save the image on his screen to a jpg file or maybe copy the text of the error message and save it to a text file. Nope, that’s not what this braniac did. He literally took a snapshot of his monitor with his digital camera and sent that image to customer service.
Perhaps Natural Selection will be a tad less picky in 2008 for the general population. In the meantime, if you see someone's beer glass with a card like the one below, don't drink the man's beer (not that you ever would).
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Don't touch the beer! |
By Syl on
1/2/2008 11:18 AM |
| We just use a coaster or cocktail napkin on top of the glass. Only works if there are no ass-wipe (Date Rape) drug carriers around. The joys of womanhood -- they won't touch any peeing guy's beer, but will be all over a woman's waiting glass. Par for the public course. |
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Re: Don't touch the man's beer! |
By Earl The Pearl on
7/17/2008 10:06 PM |
| Where can i get the card, ' Gone to pee, leave my beer alone '? |
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