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Posted by: James 2/18/2008 2:14 PM

We love movies because they allow us to escape from reality.  Most summer and Christmastime movies are of the "turn your brain off and be bombarded by sight and sound on screen".  There's absolutely nothing wrong with this but I do need to point out one stretch from reality that always is too farfetched for me.

 

If there is a movie dealing with hackers or espionage or computer terrorism, the applications these agencies/villains have at their disposal are too far "out there" in terms of what real-life software does.  Whenever they show a Command Center, the computer screens are loaded with application after application, all in a visual medium where it seems it's quite possible that anyone could do it.  I’m not a hacker but I’m guessing that in reality a hacker’s screen would just be full of very ordinary looking command line prompts and simple graphical interfaces that are probably created by themselves.  Hacker tools in real life aren’t loaded with graphics and button prompts for the villain such as “95% of the virus has been downloaded. Do you wish to continue?” 

 

“Do we need immediate schematics of a building under siege?”  No problem!  That's two keyboard strokes away from not only displaying on my monitor but also shows who is in the room along with heat-imaging displays for any over-heating nuclear cooler. 

 

“Satellite photo shots?”  Taptaptaptap - there ya go, boss!  Not only do they happen to be trained on the villain but it sends us streaming video of the area.  Still-life photos are for suckers! 

 

“You need mug shots and biography of the person currently on the phone?”  No problemo.  Here’s everything you ever wanted to know about him from Day One on this earth, including 30 mug shots.  Go ahead, boss, freak him out by showing how you know his parents’ names and where they currently live.

 

While movies are the biggest propagator of the fake computer console, the TV show ‘24’ is a violator of this too.  Somehow CTU has the ability to turn utilities on and off, get schematics of a specific kind of bomb, and view heat monitoring cameras aimed at embassy buildings all with a few mouse clicks.  Maybe it all is powered by Chloe’s stares, eye rolls and harrumphs.  Usually the computer operator in a show or movie like this is a sassy, nerdy white dude with glasses who, after doing one of his diabolical deeds, will clench his fist in joy and say “I am invincible!”  Chloe breaks this stereotype by being a sassy, nerdy white girl.

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Re: A wealth of knowledge in 5 keystrokes or less    By KB's on 2/18/2008 3:12 PM
Here's a fun one for everyone to try. It is more that 5 keystrokes, but less than 15. Shut down your computer and start it up pressing the F12 key. When the black and white screen pops up, type the following "format c:" and hit enter. Ignore the the little warning statement and hit enter again. FUN FUN FUN!!!! Better yet, do it on your bosses computer.

Re: A wealth of knowledge in 5 keystrokes or less    By James on 2/18/2008 3:16 PM
KB, ask Erich about what he did to Windle's computer! He did pretty much the same thing. :)

Re: A wealth of knowledge in 5 keystrokes or less    By KB's on 2/18/2008 4:19 PM
I do remember that. Back in the early computing, you could format a drive from the operating system. I would venture to guess that the OS was pre-windows. Any comments Erich?

Re: A wealth of knowledge in 5 keystrokes or less    By James on 2/18/2008 4:46 PM
I think it was Windows 3.1 and all you had to do was run 'format c:' from the dos prompt. Of course it would still verify if you truly were a tard and wanted to format the drive and Erich clicked Yes.

Re: A wealth of knowledge in 5 keystrokes or less    By Erich on 2/19/2008 10:28 AM
Ok, in my defense, I was trying to format the floppy disk in A: - I accidentally hit C: out of habit and just wasn't paying that much attention (I mean fraternity houses are traditionally great places to focus in - nothing distracting at all) - guilty as charged I guess. So, I see that the gloves are off James...I guess the peace treaty is over and I can once more make fun of any topic I please!

Standard dearth of information (civilian)    By sl on 2/19/2008 10:49 AM
If you were in with the real 'IN' crowd you could do it too, James. You probably just need some sort of additional clearance - maybe if you joined the CIA...(?)

Re: A wealth of knowledge in 5 keystrokes or less    By Ian on 2/19/2008 11:50 AM
James was always with the IN crowd- he lived in the Skybox!


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