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Posted by: James 6/19/2008 11:40 AM

Sometimes the eye can be deceived.  I noticed in my beer fridge the other day that a six-pack of a local brew I had purchased seemed to contain a lot less liquid than 12 ounces.  If you see the first picture below, one of the beers appeared to be significantly lower.  The one in the middle was at the same level as the other five but when you compare it to another brewery’s bottle level (Dogfish Head), it was still significantly lower. 

 

BottleComparison1.jpg

 

At first I thought that maybe that beer had leaked since that had happened once before but when I popped open the bottle it was as carbonated as any other beer.  Then the conspiracy theorist in me surmised that maybe with the skyrocketing cost of malt and hops caused this brewer to shortchange the customer, saying there’s 12 ounces in the bottle when in reality there were only 11 in each one.

 

So I poured all 3 for comparison into the same style of pint glass and was quite surprised.  The beers are shown in the same order as the picture with the bottles.  Note the one on the right does have slightly more although that could still be due to a non-uniform height of a pint glass bottom.  Don’t worry folks – all three beers were treated humanely and disposed of properly via the state of the art Kirkpatrick Ingestion System.

 

BottleComparison2.jpg

 

The bottom line is that even though these bottles appear to be the same shape, there are differences not visible (different inside circumference, different base height levels, different neck sizes, different bottle sizes used in the same brewery…).  I was ready to go on a rant today about how Atlanta Brewing was cheating their customers but I fully admit my initial presumption was totally incorrect.

 

On a side note, the Red Brick Blonde Ale, which won a Gold Medal at the Great American Beer Festival in the Golden/Blonde Ale category, is really underwhelming.  There are a lot better lighter blonde ales out there and while I like to pimp the local brews, this is not one of them.  Seek out their Summer Ale instead, which is a tasty unfiltered wheat beer.

 

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On a side note, for those of you wankers who take a bottle from an expensive 4-pack and replace it with a cheaper bottle from a 6-pack from the same brewer, I cast a pox on you and your families.  I can only hope the same thing happens to you one time when you spend $14 on a rare-4-pack and only get 3 of that actual brew.

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Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By JD on 6/19/2008 12:14 PM
You have a fridge just for beer??

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By James on 6/19/2008 12:15 PM
The fridge in the garage contains beer, bottled water, soda and the freezer compartment is for additional food. So it's not exclusively for beer but I like calling it the beer fridge.

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By Milo on 6/19/2008 12:59 PM
My "beer fridge" has exactly 3 beers, they are approximately 2 years old. Our wine fridge actually a cooler, is filled to capacity with 2 cases residing outside awaiting proper storage. You like beer, I like wine, get a dedicated fridge!

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By JD on 6/19/2008 2:03 PM
Mmmmmh...beer fridge......

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By Deanna on 6/19/2008 3:19 PM
Does it count as a beer fridge when it's just your regular fridge full of beer and no food?!?!

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By Tie Dye Lincoln Kirkpatrick on 6/19/2008 4:54 PM
Meow....That beer looks like my pee...who the hell measures out three beers at a time? You must be an alcoholic....one more reason why I decided to hit the road...you get drunk....start eyeballing me...one thing leads to another and suddenly the cat is walking funny....moew mutha-f*cka...me-ow!

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By James on 6/20/2008 8:50 AM
Normal drinking doesn't occur 3 pints at a time. This was a one-time occasion where there was no way to measure all 3 accurately without pouring them at one sitting.<br><br>Milo, I'm hoping those 2 abandoned beers are crap beer from BudMillerCoors and not good beer from a local brewery. You scoff at my love of beer but that's because you haven't had good beer. Next time we see each other I'll give you some samples that will blow your mind. <br><br>Now, you know the next logical thing you have to do is add a wine cellar to a portion of your basement!

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By Milo on 6/20/2008 9:59 AM
I think one is a Stella and the other is a St Paulie Dark. So far the only beer I have found to my liking is Negro Modelo, and Molson XXX. Wine cellar no go, no room, previous home owner finished the entire basement but forgot to add storage. Cooler is under the stairs and holds like 300 bottles, that lasts us a bit. I'll be in Hotlanta in Nov, so you can school me then!

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By James on 6/20/2008 10:03 AM
Negro Modelo is actually one of the few Mexican beers I like. When you come down, I'll be glad to take you to the Brick Store Pub (http://www.brickstorepub.com/). There's a few wine bars here in Decatur too. Cheers!

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By Deanna on 6/20/2008 11:54 AM
The Brick Store Pub rules!!!!

Objects beer higher appear    By Summertime holder tells all on 6/21/2008 10:21 AM
Mmmmm....beeeeer. (The bottle on the left is clearly wider. Plus, if you put your beers into a little beer cooler thermal thing - as some do to retain the chill a bit longer - you would know the size change/difference right away.)

Re: Warning: Objects in beer bottle are higher than they appear    By James on 6/21/2008 4:50 PM
Yeah. take away the fact that I think I placed the beer on the left a bit closer to the camera than the others, the bottle is definitely stubbier after further review. Regardless of their size, I taught all 3 a lesson that night.

Re: Warning: beer bottle    By sl on 6/22/2008 4:53 PM
James is tough on beers (life is normal).


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