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Posted by: James 7/1/2008 9:23 AM

McCain? P’shaw.

 

Obama? Too young.

 

Bob Barr? Nutball, covered in a conspiracy blanket and sprinkled with a dash of “the crazies”.

 

Ralph Nader? Al Gore already has plans for him to face an “unfortunate accident”.

 

I will not confirm or deny my intentions of running for Prez (click on this link to see the latest rumor). 

 

Would I be a power hungry dictator like Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe?  Would I be a benevolent humanitarian who would be loved by his populace so much they’d put my likeness on a coin even before I die?  Would I abolish the NBA and make no professional athlete make more than 1/10 of what the highest paid doctor makes?

 

You won’t know unless you vote.

 

I’m James Kirkpatrick and I approve this message.

 

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***Thanks to Red Five for sending me this link.***
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Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By sl on 7/1/2008 9:35 AM
I dunno, he lsort of ooks like he plays hockey or speaks French or something...you sure he's not Canadian?
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By James on 7/1/2008 9:39 AM
Let's just say the Kirkpatrick Regime would take a break each Saturday night to watch Hockey Night In Canada - both the east coast and west coast games.
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By JD on 7/1/2008 10:28 AM
Very amusing....
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By The General on 7/1/2008 5:57 PM
About your Secretary of Defense opening...
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By KB's on 7/1/2008 9:50 PM
Hilarious!!!!
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By TSAC on 7/1/2008 9:56 PM
Who would you choose as your running mate?
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By Syl's P.S. on 7/1/2008 11:14 PM
Puppies! ......... (Brilliant!) I love puppies.
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By James on 7/2/2008 9:29 AM
General, you absolutely will be considered but you have to ask me nicely before you start bombing people. We don't need another Dr. Strangelove situation. I'd still need some sort of "pre-nup" that you wouldn't try to overtake my government by military coup.
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By The General on 7/2/2008 9:22 PM
Someone has to protect our precious bodily fluids. Okay, no coup, but I get to be Secretary of Energy (I'm experienced) and I want Immigration & Naturalization, too (just for fun).
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By Muuurph on 7/3/2008 9:58 AM
Yet another old biddy with your name on her back...
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By Ian on 7/3/2008 12:32 PM
Please keep me in mind for the VP pick. I can help carry my important swing state of VA with its 13 electoral votes;) I can get the Jewish vote for you. I'm a Yankee, and can solidify the Northeast region for you. And you know that no one fights harder for Middle America than I do! And Protestants like you are popular in the South! You'll have the electoral college locked up with ease:)
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08?!?!    By James on 7/3/2008 12:39 PM
Ian, you definitely are slated for a spot in my administration although if it's not VP, you would DEFINITELY be Secretary of State. You could charm any country you wish.
Re: Kirkpatrick in '08!!    By Syl on 7/4/2008 1:12 PM
Geez - all this shameless lobbying... I'll keep it to one simple word James, 'Ambassador'. (Hee!)

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