Dear CBS Outdoor advertising department,

I know you’re having trouble keeping people’s attention span to commercials since we all have DVRs now.  We’re also not fans of outdoor billboards cluttering up the scenery although Atlanta is beyond the point of help when it comes to that.  And given the fact that due to the way that the city is laid out and the lack of transit options in the metro area, we’re not thrilled that we all have to take a car, thus creating traffic jams that are of epic proportion. 

So don’t take it personal when you find one of your outdoor advertising trucks with the tires slashed.  You’re taking the tackiness of a billboard, combining it with the intrusiveness of an advertisement in a commercially overloaded environment, and you’re also adding 20 foot long vehicles to the traffic nightmare.  In addition, I’m sure those trucks aren’t spewing out pure oxygen for us to breathe. 

Fuck you and everything you stand for.