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Posted by: James 9/30/2008 5:10 PM

“All things natural” is the new sexy.  Chemicals = bad.  Organic, free-range, dye-free, not tested on animals that aren’t totally ugly – you name it, “natural” is in vogue.  While there are perfectly safe chemicals we ingest or apply on ourselves, there are others that are probably best left alone.  Organic isn’t the be-all-to-end-all and there is definitely going to be an issue in the very near future where we will be presented with the dilemma where, if everyone demands organic everything, how will that be feasible given the massive economies of scale most items that reach us are required?  Keep in mind I'm not disparaging the organic movement, as yours truly is a tree-hugging hippie at heart who just happens to look like a Republican.

 

In the meantime I do believe there are benefits to using certain products with natural ingredients.  We’ve definitely not blinked twice in purchasing hormone-free milk for the girls.  Most of the food we get from Trader Joe's is additive-free.  I’ve started to use a Bert’s Bees shave lotion and aftershave that is chock full of lavender scented unicorns and bubblegum dreams and not one hint of FDC Red #5.

 

Shampoo is something that has also trended towards using products not made within a stone’s throw of the New Jersey Turnpike.  The haircut place I go to sells all the foofy stuff infused with Essence of Scottish Fog and Tamarind Seed Extract and anything else that probably belongs on a dinner plate and not in your hair (although my 13 month old would argue that food is meant for your hair).

 

Without looking at the ingredients, I purchased the standard American Crew Shampoo and it’s inseparable cousin Conditioner.  The first time I used it the other week I paid no attention to the ingredients.  The bottles matched – and for a guy, that’s about as close to fashion as I’m gonna get.  When it came time to put on the conditioner, my hand smelled like menthol.  I looked at the bottle and, sure enough, menthol was a key ingredient.  OK, fine, it must be the Ingredient du jour.

 

As I applied the goopy mess, I noticed two things.  One was that my lungs cleared up as though I had just applied a generous scoop of Vicks Vap-O-Rub on my chest.  OK, cool, my conditioner acts as a decongestant!  Sweet!  The second sensation I felt was a tingling as though I had just dipped my head in an unidentifiable beaker in the high school science lab.  Holy mackerel, I felt like a human Kool cigarette. 

 

The bottom line is I’m assuming menthol is OK for your head.  If not, expect some strange posts in the coming days.

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Re: Cough drop? Cigarette? No, silly, it's shampoo!!!!    By The General on 9/30/2008 6:59 PM
I laughed from start to finish. Well done. Since menthol is a synthetic local anesthetic that shares a chemical structure eerily close to its ne'er-do-well cousin, cocaine, no wonder your hair is tingling. If you start shampooing six or seven times a day, it might be time to get help.

Re: Cough drop? Cigarette? No, silly, it's shampoo!!!!    By KB's on 9/30/2008 9:59 PM
Giddy-up!!!! I buying a 8ball of American Crew conditioner.

Re: Cough drop? Cigarette? No, silly, it's shampoo!!!!    By Syl on 10/1/2008 9:34 AM
Weaseling companies have co-opted the term 'organic' and made it less reliable. You see it named 'Organic' but it's a product line name, not a claim to purity.<br> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ So, um...is it just for guys? The gal's version probably says American Doll and is loaded with sedatives. <sigh>

Re: Cough drop? Cigarette? No, silly, it's shampoo!!!!    By Erich on 10/1/2008 9:51 AM
Dude....GBTD - the tingling lets you know it's working!

Re: Cough drop? Cigarette? No, silly, it's shampoo!!!!    By Pete on 10/7/2008 2:38 PM
I use the Menthol head crap...usually you get the head tingly feelin the first few times you use it then it goes away. The good shit is what my wife uses, Aveda. That stuff is all roots, plants, flowers, and likely grasses from countries that are in the axis of evil.<br><br>As far as food, we buy alot of "natural"/"organic" foods free of hormones for meals with the kids. We reserve all the hormoned products for us adults...we are already screwed so why start eating things without DDT and other fun pesticides/hormones. On the down side, I believe they say all the hormones in milk leads to kids with gi-normous fun bags. Too bad for the filthy old men.


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