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Risking your life for Sesame Chicken
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| Posted by: James |
10/18/2006 7:33 AM |
This
isn’t a complaint, more of a symptom of the suburbs, but I find myself not
wanting to eat out at lunch at work if I have to drive. Depending on where you’re going and how
crowded the streets are where you work, you can easily spend 30 minutes in your
car just going back and forth to where you want to eat. While I tend to bring a lunch on most days,
it’s nice to have the option of a short break from inhaling recycled office air,
especially near the end of a week. In larger
offices, there usually is a cafeteria and while cafeteria choices have
definitely improved in the past decade, you usually don’t have a lot of options
to choose from.
In
the jobs I’ve had in Atlanta and Chicago that were
downtown, it was very convenient to have a choice of a handful of quick lunch
places to eat within a 5 minute walk. While
the cafeteria in our building is substandard compared to the last place I
worked at (although the new job is MUCH better), we’re fortunate that we are
across the street from a mini-mall that has several eateries and a grocery
store. The only drawback to that is that
we have to cross 8 lanes of traffic to get there! As anyone who lives or works in the suburbs
knows, pedestrians aren’t on most drivers’ “pay attention to” list, so crossing
an 8-lane concrete River
of Death can be harrowing
sometimes.
It’s
times like this when I have to suppress my city boy urges to be an aggressive
walker. No one in the suburbs cares that
you have the right of way. Now, it’s not
like you can’t get run over in the city but since there is a higher volume of
pedestrians, people tend to notice them a bit more. Of course, cabbies have never paid attention
to drivers or pedestrian rights. Someone
I know had her foot run over by a cabbie in San Francisco. On more than one occasion while living in Chicago I have pounded on
a cabbie’s windows when they almost sideswipe me. I would get the obligatory honk as they blow
by, accompanied by whatever is “the finger” from their country of origin. To be honest, I got very lucky as a
pedestrian in Chicago
since I would walk in front of cars because I had the right of way. How my friends and I never got nicked once is
beyond me.
As city snobs (anyone with a 312 or 773 area code), whenever a car wouldn't let us walk, we'd mutter something about "those fucking '708'ers". Yes, by then there was also 847 and 630 area code by then, but '630'ers or '847'ers doesn't roll off the tongue as easily. The '815'ers weren't even on our radar as objects of scorn, as you might as well have lived in Wisconsin back then.
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By Syl on
10/18/2006 11:21 AM |
SF has the highest national rate of pedestrian accidents -- IN THE CROSSWALKS. Idiots here stand in the gutter off the curb so often I've had several near-misses with them on my bicycle. And (here in the coolest 415 we call them 'Bridge and Tunnel' people) many only look to the left as they roll through the stoplight or sign. I have pounded on more than a couple vehicles(trying to run over my feet), yelled 'crosswalk' many times, have asked/yelled at drivers though their open window - what am I, invisible!? I have invited people out of their reckless damn cars as a pedestrian (but only in very populated areas). Taxi drivers at least glance over before they hit the gas to kill you.
After I got in an accident years ago you may have seen me on the side of the road trying to correct my quarterpanel with a baseball bat. THAT was fun, but I don't carry one around. (This post seems angry -- huh. I must live in a city.) |
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By Former 815er on
10/18/2006 12:45 PM |
| When those telly-phone folks brung us them area codes, some of us in 815 still had 4-digit numbers! Woo-ee, it shore were hard larnin' all them extry numbers. |
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By Chicken Legs on
10/18/2006 5:02 PM |
| Yeah, I would agree that your health is in much greater danger crossing a busy street then eating that take-out chinese chicken... |
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By Ratt on
10/18/2006 5:33 PM |
| (Sniff) sorry, I'm trying to surpress my tears. Kind of funny to hear a boy from America's ghetto city dedicate a blog topic to an oxymoron like "suburban dangers." As for walking across the street though, I am with you there...many a windows I've banged on when someone infiringed on my right of way. Of course, if you had a taste of the frigging school cafeteria food that I'm stuck with eating almost every day, you wouldn't bitch about it. |
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By TScavone on
10/18/2006 9:14 PM |
| Nice one Ratt. I guess James is sorta like the Vanilla Ice of Atl. I can see it now. James gets home from his trying commute in his Lexus, glances at the Volvo Family Truckster and turns to see his suburbanite neighbor trimming a manicured hedge. His neighbor gives a nod and asks 'James old boy, how was your day?" To which James replays "BIIITTTCCH! It's all good in the hood. Some HTML Mother Fucker was getting in my grill but I showed him the what what. I gotz to get my roll on. I'm packing a 40 of Chimay and the DeeTroit Tigers are on. Peace OUT!" |
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By James on
10/19/2006 10:01 AM |
| And the Comment of the Week award goes to TScavone!!! Hot damn, my old college roomie comes through with a classic response. |
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By Syl on
10/19/2006 11:26 AM |
| HAAahahahahhhaahhaaaaaaaaaaaa. Thank you, that'is damn funny!! HTML Mofo... hee hee |
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By Ratt on
10/19/2006 4:31 PM |
| Cap'n Vanilla, oh yeah. Sounds like Mr. Scavone has been hanging out with some of my students. |
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Re: Risking your life for Sesame Chicken |
By Donna on
10/20/2006 12:32 PM |
TScavone - LMAO !!!!!!!!
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