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| Posted by: James |
7/25/2006 9:00 AM |
Sequels
suck. Sure there’s the exceptions to any
rule (Godfather 2, The Two Towers, Empire Strikes Back, Terminator 2), but the
fact remains that a follow-up to the original almost always disappoints at some
level. So here’s my sequel to my
original blog!!! Keep in mind though
even though this is a new URL, new software, and a new interface it’s still the
same rotten attitude underneath it all, being powered by anger and sarcasm.
Gee
whiz, I’m a glutton for punishment. Am I
really starting this thing up again? The
past month has been a whirlwind month in terms of a lot of changes (new job,
new car, new iPod…) and now that things are getting back to normal, I realized
that writing is what I like to do. Is
making it available publicly cathartic or vain?
I’d like to think it’s the former.
Will I push myself and write every Monday through Friday for 14 straight
months again? Probably not, but I’d be
surprised if I didn’t have 2-3 posts every week.
www.palebluescot.com is the new URL –
live it, learn it, love it. For those of
you who don’t know, “palebluescot” was a term I adapted from a Scottish comic
from the 1990’s who used the tagline “…and if they don’t like it, they can kiss
my pale blue Scottish ass.”
As
for the new site, we’re trying to link the old blog database to this one and
hope to have that done soon. Until then,
you can always click on the Blog Classic link to search for the amount of times
I wrote the word “ass” or “catfucker” or “hockey”. This new site is a work in progress so things
will be changed randomly as I figure out how to make this new dot net software
my personal wench.
Coming
up will be unique stories like how I took a life (albeit an animal’s) during a
job interview, being assaulted by an insane moving guy, being forced to drive a
minivan for a week, the retirement of a childhood hero, and other random
oddities from Insane Suburban Dad With An Urban Attitude. I was reminded of why I like to write this
blog for little things in life like the traffic report on the radio this
morning. The reporter said “…for those
of you driving downtown to your G-O-B...” and then realized she had just
spelled “JOB” wrong. I can’t keep stuff
like that bottled up in me – I’ll explode.
I’ve
also decided to continue to not be anonymous on the web. I think part of the deserved criticism of
bloggers is that most of them hide behind pseudonyms and would never say the
same thing in person. The worst
offenders to this are people who post on message boards. It’s so easy to not do anything in life yet
be loudly critical of it. I have never
seen such a cowardly group of people who talk trash online but can’t back it up. It’s symptomatic across the board – from
sports sites to news sites to political sites.
While I think the internet causes more good than harm, anonymous posting
of comments brings out the worst in a lot of people. That being said, this new site does not
require you to give your name when posting a comment, nor do you have to. You can register if you’d like but it’s not
required.
And
despite KB’s insistence, I do not penetrate cats. The burden of proof is on the prosecution.
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Re: Here we go again |
By Deanna on
7/25/2006 10:36 AM |
| Welcome back, baby!!! Looking forward to the ride......... |
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Re: Here we go again |
By Jimbo on
7/25/2006 10:37 AM |
| Ah...sarcasm so thick, you can cut it with a buttah knife...I'm so glad it's back!! |
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Re: Here we go again |
By Trey on
7/25/2006 11:08 AM |
After all the hoopla and promotion of the new site, when I saw the title of today's post I thought for sure I would be greeted by some Whitesnake Theme Music. As for the newscaster spelling job wrong, when you are on live TV. that crap can happen. They are running a commercial in Portland that says "Introducing our creations from other countries like our new Hawaiian Chicken Sandwich..." Hello Dumb Ass...Hawaii is a state. Just like Oregon. These states are part of a 50 state conglomerate known to some as a COUNTRY called the United States of America. Perhaps you have heard of it. Unlike your news friends blunder, this fuck up was edited, approved, paid for, and aired. Several stupid people were part of this. It is a stupid person conspiracy.
Anyways, welcome back. What's the story with the picture? |
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Re: Here we go again |
By Christopher Crowder on
7/25/2006 11:08 AM |
| Wow I feel that I was just here. I like the graphic, that goes for the language too. |
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Re: Here we go again |
By James on
7/25/2006 11:16 AM |
| The graphic is what is on the bottle of Flying Dog's Gonzo Imperial Porter. Flying Dog uses Ralph Steadman, Hunter S Thompson's artist for all his books, for all their beer labels and this is the one he did for the commemorative beer. |
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Re: Here we go happily again |
By Syl on
7/25/2006 11:21 AM |
Pretty color, with a name like Mackay in my heritage I was born loving Scottish ass. Dour crabby or happy and drinking...drinking dour may also work well on this blog. Anyway, nice to see you. The G-O-B reminds me of taking a message from my 12 year old nephew's friend. When I asked how to spell her name she replied: "M - A... no wait! M-E-G-A-N!" We laughed - I told her I'd give her a couple more minutes. HEY. What new gob(?), what new car, what new penetration of what new...mmmm....macMarketplace or catMarketplace? |
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Re: Here we go again |
By Milo on
7/25/2006 11:36 AM |
| Sweet, now I can fill my days waiting for your posts! Please post some pictures of your calico fucking adventures, they nymphs on Stern are already not enough for me! I can send our cat, she is on Prozac and may be an easy lay! Man do I love exclamation points! |
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Re: Here we go again |
By Donna on
7/25/2006 12:07 PM |
Yeah, sequels do suck. I guess I look at this not as a sequel but as you getting off your ass to do what you love. I wish there was a way for you to make a living from the crap you write but since no one in their right mind would pay to read your sarcasm and angry rants you are stuck with using a free method of torturing the small group of followers who probably have no life (I'm included on this list).
Wanna hear about the GOB. (Hope you threw away those fagit looking shirts.) I've already laughed my ass off during the stint you had to drive a minivan so allowing others to join in on your humiliation is something to look forward to. I'm all set to comment on the furniture hostage situation. That pissed me off!!
Like the link. My hats off to you and your friend - nice work!! |
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Re: Here we go again |
By Ratt on
7/25/2006 7:35 PM |
| This is great! You can take the boy outta the D-Troit ghetto, but you can't take it outta the boy...even when he's driving a minivan. As for your use of "ass," "catfucker" and "hockey," I'd like to see how many times you can use it in a sentence (heh, I just did it). |
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Re: Here we go again |
By KB's on
7/26/2006 1:05 PM |
Burden of proof. Who needs it. No self respecting catfucker in a hockey uniform with tight ass pants (there you go Ratt) could admit to forgotten memories. The horror would make him even more edgy.
Very glad the blog is back!!! I don't think I have enough creativity to come up with more stories. |
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Re: Here we go again |
By Red5 on
7/27/2006 9:35 AM |
| Leathal Weapon 2 was better than 1, but it's borderline. Also congrats on coming out and being who you are. Being annonymous is for cowards - Red 5. |
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